spanish and italian:
So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
*shooting up in the bathroom*
the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
here have all of these consonants have fun
subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.
It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.
And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.
not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’
the erection at the intersection
This is a kids show.
ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW
Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population
One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
I’m a S.H.I.E.L.D. shadow.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS
Russell Howard is a national treasure.